I have a large list of posts stuck in my head currently but first some breaking news!
Today saw an important victory in the War On Laundry. For the first time in this long campaign, which started some seven years ago, there is no ironing in the Ironing Basket and there is insufficient laundry across the region’s laundry baskets to justify a wash. Truly a momentous day!
The commanders of the Parental Coalition have been struggling to keep up in this unpleasant war of attrition, particularly since the disastrous Infant Offensives of 2003 and 2005. However, observers say that since the reclassification of certain items such as pyjamas as “non combatants” in 2006, the tide has turned in favour of the PC. Not since the successful “Pre-Holiday Blitz” earlier this year have the PC commanders sounded so confident.