Whilst getting dressed in his Superman vest this morning, Ben asked me “Does Superman play with his willy?”
“No, I don’t think he does.” I replied.
Ben : “Does he hold his willy?”
Me : “No, probably not.”
Ben : “Does he hold his willy when he goes to the toilet?”
Me : “Yes, okay, he probably holds his willy when he goes to the toilet, so that he doesn’t wee on the floor.”
Ben : “That’s alright then.”